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Fake Royalty Statement Wrapping Paper – Funny Songwriter Gift Wrap, Music Industry Humor, Unrecouped® Merch
Fake Royalty Statement Wrapping Paper – Funny Songwriter Gift Wrap, Music Industry Humor, Unrecouped® Merch
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$10.00 USD
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$10.00 USD
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Make your gifts hit the right note with our Fake Royalty Statement Wrapping Paper — a hilarious nod to the music industry grind. Printed with a realistic (but totally fake) royalty statement showing laughably small payouts and big deductions, it’s the perfect finishing touch for birthdays, album release parties, or just trolling your favorite unrecouped friend.
Why you’ll love it:
Insider Music Humor – Every line item is an Easter egg for songwriters, producers, and publishing folks.
Premium Print Quality – Crisp, detailed text that looks just real enough to cause a double-take.
Fun Conversation Starter – Turn gift-giving into an A&R-worthy pitch meeting.
Eco-Friendly Option – Available in sustainably sourced paper options.
Perfect for:
Songwriter & producer gifts
Music industry events
Album release parties
Holiday wrapping with an edge
Office white elephant exchanges
📦 Made-to-order — printed when you order to reduce waste.
Wrap it your way—this premium paper comes in matte or glossy finish with edge-to-edge prints. Choose from 3 sizes and give every gift a personal touch. One-sided print, 90 gsm quality, and ready to stand out.
• 90 gsm fine art paper
• Edge-to-edge design on one side, white reverse
• 3 sizes: 30″ × 36″ (76.2 cm × 91.4 cm), 30″ × 72″ (76.2 cm × 182.9 cm) and 30″ × 180″ (76.2 cm × 457.2 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US
Disclaimer: The product includes a small QR code and white edges at the top and bottom to protect the design from being ripped when removing the tape.
Why you’ll love it:
Insider Music Humor – Every line item is an Easter egg for songwriters, producers, and publishing folks.
Premium Print Quality – Crisp, detailed text that looks just real enough to cause a double-take.
Fun Conversation Starter – Turn gift-giving into an A&R-worthy pitch meeting.
Eco-Friendly Option – Available in sustainably sourced paper options.
Perfect for:
Songwriter & producer gifts
Music industry events
Album release parties
Holiday wrapping with an edge
Office white elephant exchanges
📦 Made-to-order — printed when you order to reduce waste.
Wrap it your way—this premium paper comes in matte or glossy finish with edge-to-edge prints. Choose from 3 sizes and give every gift a personal touch. One-sided print, 90 gsm quality, and ready to stand out.
• 90 gsm fine art paper
• Edge-to-edge design on one side, white reverse
• 3 sizes: 30″ × 36″ (76.2 cm × 91.4 cm), 30″ × 72″ (76.2 cm × 182.9 cm) and 30″ × 180″ (76.2 cm × 457.2 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US
Disclaimer: The product includes a small QR code and white edges at the top and bottom to protect the design from being ripped when removing the tape.
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